"Troubleshooting Guide"
To: me
From: Fazbear Entertainment

Dear User,

Welcome to the unlimited fun of having a full-sized animatronic visiting you!

In a very small percentage of orders certain malfunctions have been reported. In the extremely unlikely event you encounter one of these malfunctions, we hope this helpful guide will prove invaluable to you getting your fun back on track.

Q: Animatronic's Animstealth™ technology is not turning off, making the animatronic difficult to see.
A: Active Animstealth™ systems will cause static when video cameras are pointed directly at a stealthed animaronic. Turning on the flashlight function on your interface has been known to substantially help detecting the static. Be aware that this has been known to adversely affect battery lifespan, however!

Q: Animatronic has caused injuries to property, persons, or pets.
A: Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for any accidental damage or injuries. Please direct all claims or legal action to Fredrick, Fredrick & Sons law firm.

"Troubleshooting Guide: Salvage"
To: me
From: Faz//...ar Ent##ain_!nt

Greetings from Fazb//...ar Ent##_!ment!

Isn't the best thing about the Eternal Package is it keeps going and going and going?

Our transponders have notified us that you have borrowed the use of one of our animatronics for a bit. That's A-okay with us! We understand completely - in your shoes, we'd want to keep one of Freddy's friends around forever, too!

As we're sure you have already discovered, you can send animatronics out to do your dirty work like picking up spare parts, scaring your friends. An animatronic will stay out salvaging until it's system detects an imminent fault and it auto-recalls, or you explicitly order it to recall, at which point you will need to use those spare parts to repair it back up to where it is as good as new!

Remember, regular maintenance will keep your new friends in tip-top working order.

The Teeeeam at Fazb/////_En.........

"Sending Animatronics"
To: me
From: Faz//...ar Ent##ain_!nt

Greetings from Fazb//...ar Ent##_!ment!

Did you know that one of our best features is the ability to send animatronics to visit your friends?! We're certain that your friends would just die to be able to have a fun, FUN, funfunfun visit from your very own animatronics. It's scary how easy it is to send them!

Head to the Workshop and use the Deploy menu to send them on their way!

The team at fazb...... ent...tain.....

"Using Mods"
To: me
From: Faz//...ar Ent##ain_!nt

Greetings from Fazb//...ar Ent##_!ment!

Lucky you! You found your first Mod!

Mods are one of the best ways to modify your animatronics to your liking! They can do all sorts of fun, fun, ffffff, funnn, fun things that we just know you're going to enjoy.

Head to the Workshop and get to tinkering!

The Team at FAZB//...ppppp Entertain_

"Using CPUs"
To: me
From: Faz//...ar Ent##ain_!nt

Greetings from Fazb//...ar Ent##_!ment!

it appears you found your first Animatronic CPU.

This is an exciting development! We can tell you feel the same way.

Modifying animatronics isn't just fun, fun, funnnn, funfun...it's incredibly useful! When you swap out CPU's, your animatronics will have a whole new personality. Your friends are going to just die when they see them!

Head to the Workshop and try it out!

The Team at Fazb//..........Enttt588888mnttttttttt

"Using Plushsuits"
To: me
From: Faz//...ar Ent##ain_!nt

Greetings from Fazb//...ar Ent##_!ment!

Have you ever wanted to give your Animatronics an entirely new look?! Well that shiny new Plushsuit you just found will do exactly that! All your friends will go positively crazy when they see them.

Head to the Workshop and mix and match to your heart's content!

The TeaM at fazbe//..._ ent####_MENT

"Using Remnant"
To: me
From: Faz//...ar Ent##ain_!nt

Greetings from Fazb//...ar Ent##_!ment!

You've been a busy little bee, haven't you? Collecting all that Remnant sure is funFUNFUNfun though! Now that you've collected enough Remnant, why not put it back into your friendly animatronics?! They'll work even better than you can imagine.

Head to the Workshop and fill them up!

The Teeeeam at Fazb/////_En.........

"Staff Advisory: Mail Server"
To: All Staff
From: Fazbear Entertainment Office of Legal Affairs

Due to technical complications, our mail server may be directing emails to incorrect recipients.

If you receive an email that is not addressed to you, please forward it to the intended recipient and notify the IT department immediately.

As a friendly reminder, reading email that was not intended for your eyes is a violation of Fazbear Entertainment's company policy, and you may be subject to disciplinary action up to and including immediate termination. That policy remains in effect.

Please do not read email that is not your own. Thank you for your cooperation as we resolve this technical complication.

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Hey, Ness,

I hope you're having a good day! It's no big deal, but I wanted to reach out 'off the radar,' and remind you about the company policy about personal internet usage. Nobody cares if you're online shopping, as long as you get your work done - I promise, I've done my share of last-minute gift-buying! But certain words and phrases trigger red flag reports, so your last order got automatically sent to me: basically anything mentioning 'torture' is going to raise the alarm. So although the Viking Blood Eagle Twelve-Month Calendar you ordered is very cool, the searches that got you there did trigger a red flag.

If you have any questions about the policy, let me know. We could even get coffee or something and go over all the words to avoid.

...And now I've raised my own red flag! Good thing I'm the one who gets the notification :-)

-Luis

"RE: no subject"
To: Raha Salib
From: Mark Cho

These things are creeping me out

"RE: no subject"
To: Mark Cho
From: Raha Salib

Seriously. We don't have room for them, I don't know why Anna agreed to take this job.

"RE: no subject"
To: Raha Salib
From: Mark Cho

$$$$$

"RE: no subject"
To: Mark Cho
From: Raha Salib

More like $

"RE: no subject"
To: Raha Salib
From: Mark Cho

lol

"Can I use power tools?"
To: Anna Kwempto
From: Daniel Rocha

Hey, Anna,

The casings on the animatronics are really hard to get off. Can you approve me to use the power drill?

Best,
Dan

"Re: Can I use power tools?"
To: Daniel Rocha
From: Anna Kwemto

No.

"Re: Can I use power tools?"
To: Anna Kwemto
From: Daniel Rocha

Please? I'm serious, I can't get the casing off without it.

"Re: Can I use power tools?"
To: Daniel Rocha
From: Anna Kwemto

Raha is only one certified. Quit asking.

"Come drill for me?"
To: Raha Salib
From: Daniel Rocha

Need to get the circuit boards out. Anna says you're the only one who can use power drill.

"Re: Come drill for me?"
To: Daniel Rocha
From: Raha Salib

15 min.

"system glitch"
To: Raha Salib, Anna Kwemto, Mark Cho, Daniel Rocha
From: Steven Wilson

Hey, guys, I just got kicked off the system. I finished scanning the last set of circuit boards Dan brought me, but now I'm locked out. Is anyone else getting this 'unknown error'?

"Re: system glitch"
To: Steven Wilson, Raha Salib, Mark Cho, Daniel Rocha
From:Anna Kwemto

No.

"Re: system glitch"
To: Anna Kwemto, Steven Wilson, Mark Cho, Daniel Rocha
From: Raha Salib

Steve, which circuit board did you scan?

"Re: system glitch"
To: Raha Salib, Anna Kwemto, Mark Cho, Daniel Rocha
From: Steven Wilson

Whatever Dan brought me

"IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED"
To: Anna Kwemto
From: Fazbear Entertainment Office of Legal Affairs

Dear Ms. Kwemto,

Please immediately cease all work on Fazbear Entertainment properties. Due to unforeseen circumstances, Fazbear Entertainment is ordering a halt to work on all existing contracts, especially in reference to any vintage hardware. We will be in touch regarding our future course of action; please contact our billings department regarding payment for completed work to-date action.

Sincerely,
Kayla Stringer
Associate General Counsel
Fazbear Entertainment

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Hey, Ness,

Just a quick FYI - I know I mentioned trigger words, but the AI is actually a little more sophisticated than that, and of course there are people like me watching the system, too.

So, the word compliance by itself isn't going to set off any red flags, but the sentence how to induce compliance in human subjects, and how to induce self-compliance(?) did actually get my attention. (I think the answer might involve chocolate chip cookies? Always works on me.)

I also thought it was strange that these were immediately followed by searches that couldn't possibly have any relevant answers for you. Did you search for 'help' by itself?

Anyway, my offer still stands if you want to go over the company policy. I'm free any day after work - we could grab dinner or coffee if you want. In the meantime you might want to do some of your more... interesting research at home.

-Luis

"Fwd: IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED"
To: Mark Cho, Raha Salib, Daniel Rocha, Steven Wilson
From: Anna Kwemto

Fazbear just ordered us to stop working. It sounds like they're halting work with all their contractors, not just us. They said they'll be in touch about ‘our future course of action.'

"Re: Fwd: IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED"
To: Anna Kwemto, Mark Cho, Raha Salib, Daniel Rocha
From: Steven Wilson

Anna, are we still getting paid for this?

"Re: Fwd: IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED"
To: Steven Wilson, Mark Cho, Raha Salib, Daniel Rocha
From: Anna Kwemto

For work to-date only. Make sure you have everything logged.

"no subject"
To: Raha Salib
From: Mark Cho

It'll be ok. We have other contracts.

"Re: no subject"
To: Mark Cho
From: Raha Salib

Yeah, but this was a big job.

"Re: no subject"
To: Raha Salib
From: Mark Cho

:-(

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Hey, Ness,

I wanted to see if you're doing ok. I appreciate your taking my advice about red flag search terms, if I thought I'd have to file an incident report on you, I think I'd just have to quit instead. So, my student loans thank you!

I do have to keep checking online activity periodically after getting a red flag report, and I was a little worried maybe something is going on with you? One day you're researching flowers and the migration patterns of bees (fascinating, right?) and the next day you type in 'How far can a human being be cut in half before losing consciousness'.

I figured, maybe you're writing a screenplay or something? But it was a little startling to see it written out. I hope you know I'm always here if you need me.

-Luis

"virus detected"
To: Raha Salib, Mark Cho, Anna Kwemto, Steven Wilson
From: Daniel Rocha

Turns out that wasn't just a glitch, we released a virus when we scanned that last circuit board. It's spreading really fast, we're going to need all hands on deck. THIS IS THE EMAIL WE LEFT OFF ON

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Hey, Ness,

I hope things are good! I saw you ordered three 'lifelike, human male rubber masks' and I was dying to ask what they're for - was my screenplay guess right? Are you making a movie, or putting together some kind of performance?

Everything's the same as usual with me - but I guess you know that, you see me every day at work! Maybe one day soon we can get that coffee.

-Luis

"URGENT: Virus caused by FE circuit board upload"
To: James Campbell
From: Steven Wilson

Hi, Jim,

We have a virus spreading through our system, and we've traced it back to one of the circuit board scans we performed for Fazbear Entertainment. Are you aware of this issue? Can you send any guidance?

Best,
Steve

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Hey, Ness,

It was really great talking to you today. I think that might be the first time we've actually had an in-person conversation lol. It's weird, I feel like I know you so well, but I guess you don't know so much about me. We're just going to have to fix that!

I had no idea you were into IT stuff. I always think my job sounds so boring, but you were so interested it made me start thinking, hey, maybe IT is cool after all. Or maybe you're just a good listener. Anyway, it was nice to have some in-person time. Maybe we can do it again soon. I still owe you that coffee I keep saying we should get.

-Luis,

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Hey, Ness,

Is everything OK? I came by your desk to say hi today and I don't think you even heard me. You had your face so close to the screen, that can't be good for your eyes (I know, I know, I sound like somebody's grandma). I waited for a second to see if you would turn around, but it was like you were in another world. It must be useful to be able to shut out the world and focus like that, I wish I could do it. I thought you were on a conference call at first because I heard voices.

Ness, if you ever want to talk about anything, I'm always here for you. I thought your hair looked nice today, the rainbow streaks brightened up the office - and the office is always in desperate need of some brightening!

-Luis

"URGENT: virus"
To: James Campbell
From: Steven Wilson

Hi, Jim,

Just checking in. I emailed you earlier this week about a virus caused by one of your circuit boards, which is currently spreading throughout our system and causing serious problems. Please contact me ASAP. Thanks.

Best,
Steve

"Delivery Receipt #5102-05-222"

Shipping Manifest
Supplier #102
Reference #0001299542

Net Weight: 46 kg
Unit Weight: 2.3 kg
Cartons: 5

Contents: REDACTED

"Delivery Receipt #5400-05-111"

Shipping Manifest
Supplier #102
Reference #0001299544

Net Weight: 48.3 kg
Unit Weight: 2.3 kg
Cartons: 5

Contents: REDACTED

"Delivery Receipt #5467-05-094"

Shipping Manifest
Supplier #102
Reference #0001299545

Net Weight: 75.9 kg
Unit Weight: 2.3 kg
Cartons: 5

Contents: REDACTED

"Delivery Receipt #5664-05-233"

Shipping Manifest
Supplier #102
Reference #0001299546

Net Weight: 32.2kg
Unit Weight: 2.3 kg
Cartons: 5

Contents: REDACTED

"Delivery Receipt #5675-05-018"

Shipping Manifest
Supplier #102
Reference #0001299547

Net Weight: 89.7kg
Unit Weight: 2.3 kg
Cartons: 5

Contents: REDACTED

"Delivery Receipt #5699-05-981"

Shipping Manifest
Supplier #102
Reference #0001299548

Net Weight: 92 kg
Unit Weight: 2.3 kg
Cartons: 5

Contents: REDACTED

"Delivery Receipt #5701-05-001"

Shipping Manifest
Supplier #102
Reference #0001299549

Net Weight: 57.5 kg
Unit Weight: 2.3 kg
Cartons: 5

Contents: REDACTED

"Delivery Receipt #5750-05-233"

Shipping Manifest
Supplier #102
Reference #0001299550

Net Weight: 75.9 kg
Unit Weight: 2.3 kg
Cartons: 5

Contents: REDACTED

"Delivery Receipt #5102-05-222"

Shipping Manifest
Supplier #102
Reference #0001299542

Net Weight: 46 kg
Unit Weight: 2.3 kg
Cartons: 5

Contents: REDACTED

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Hey, Ness,

I'm probably overstepping here, but I feel like I might be the only one in a position to know something's wrong.

Because, Ness, something really is wrong. You're amazing, I hope you know that - anybody would be lucky just to know you. And, I was willing to believe that you were just writing a screenplay, or interested in history; maybe the book about human dissection, and the anatomical models of organs were because you're thinking about going to medical school. People have all kinds of interests, right? But when you're actually ordering thumbscrews and having them delivered to the office, that just seems like a cry for help.

It's like there's two sides of you, and I get that - I feel like that, too. Some days, I'm unstoppable, and some days I'm just... stopped. There's the bright, happy side of you that orders cupcake cookbooks, and rainbow hair extensions, and that glittery pink journal with all the pictures of puppies, and that's great.

But then there's the side of you that ordered chocolate and flowers for yourself and pretended they were from your boyfriend 'Brad.' I'm not judging you for being lonely - I definitely understand where you're coming from there. But, Ness, I also saw what you had written on that card. 'Flowers for your grave'? Why would you have an imaginary boyfriend who's threatening to kill you? You know that's not healthy, right?

If you want to talk about anything, please call me, or write back, or just tap me on the shoulder at work. I might not understand exactly what you're going through, but I've been through some tough times of my own, and what got me through was letting people in, not shutting them out.

I'm here for you, Ness, I really am. All you have to do is ask.

Yours,
Luis

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Hey, Ness,

I'm sorry if my last email was too much. It's none of my business what you shop for, or how your imaginary boyfriend treats you (although I'll beat him up if you want me to. I've taken down tougher imaginary guys than Brad).

I just care about you, and I want you to know you're not alone.

-Luis

"Re: Delivery Complaint"

> Lisa Jameson (Regional Director of Logistics)
> wrote:
>
> Jimmy, hate to be a pest, but
> we still haven't received our
> last parts delivery.
>
> Do you have a revised ETA?

Hey Lisa. Not sure what happened, but the computer says the delivery was already made. I'll investigate from my end and get back to you.

Jimmy Hauss, DLZ Shipping Solutions

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Hey, Ness,

You know what? I realized, I'm always asking if you're OK, as if I'm some kind of perfect guy who's always OK and has everything figured out. So I just wanted to say, it's fine if you're not OK.

I'm not always OK either. I mean, things are good - I've got a good job, right? People think it's awesome that I work for Fazbear Entertainment, they think I play games all day. Does that happen to you too? I think they get confused because I do computer stuff, but I don't work on the actual games. So whenever people hear I do computer stuff and I work for Fazbear, they assume I work on games, then they're disappointed, and I'm disappointed for disappointing them. It's kind of a bummer. I like my job OK though. It's where I met you, after all.

I guess I just thought I'd know what I was doing with my life by now. I thought if I studied hard and got a good job, everything else would fall into place. Turns out, all I learned by studying hard to get a good job was how to study and work. All that time I thought other people were wasting, dating and hanging out doing nothing - they were learning how to date and hang out. I never really got the hang of that stuff. That's why I'm spending Saturday night writing to a beautiful girl who never writes back.

I wish you would write back. Or talk to me at work, like the other day. I felt like you really got me that day. I know I don't totally get you, Ness, but I want to, if you would just let me.

-Luis

"Fazbear Entertainment Response Team"
To: Steven Wilson
From: V_A

Hi, Steve,

I'm with Fazbear Entertainment tech support. Jim filled me in on your concern about a virus, and asked me to take a look at your system. If you can give me access, I'll get started ASAP. Thanks!

V_A
Senior Technical Support Representative
Fazbear Entertainment

"Fwd: Fazbear Entertainment Response Team"
To: Mark Cho, Anna Kwemto, Daniel Rocha, Raha Salib
From: Steven Wilson

Hey everybody,

Fazbear finally got back to me, their rep wants system access to assess the issue. My contact is Jim Campbell, but I didn't get a heads-up from him about this, so I want to double-check the credentials, given the whole virus situation.

"Re: Fwd: Fazbear Entertainment Response Team"
To: Steven Wilson, Anna Kwemto, Daniel Rocha, Raha Salib
From: Mark Cho

Credentials check out. The email is from Fazbear tech support.

"Re: Fwd: Fazbear Entertainment Response Team"
To: Mark Cho, Anna Kwemto, Daniel Rocha, Raha Salib
From: Steven Wilson

Great. About time.

"Re: Fazbear Entertainment Response Team"
To: V_A, Anna Kwemto, Mark Cho
From: Steven Wilson

Hi,

Great to hear from you. It sounds like Jim filled you in. We've been fending this thing off, but so far we haven't been able to get rid of it. Anything you can do to help would be great.

Best,
Steve

"Re: Fazbear Entertainment Response Team"
To: Steven Wilson, Mark Cho
From: Anna Kwemto

Steve, what is this?

"Re: Fazbear Entertainment Response Team"
To: Anna Kwemto, Mark Cho
From: Steven Wilson

Mark checked the credentials, it's legit.

"Re: Fazbear Entertainment Response Team"
To: Anna Kwemto, Steven Wilson
From: Mark Cho

It's better than legit. V_A's got the virus isolated in one location now. Not sure why they're letting it linger in one spot rather than just wiping it out, but whatever, it's off our systems!

"Re: Still no delivery"

> Lisa Jameson (Regional Director of Logistics)
> wrote:
>
> No response? Nothing?
>
> The shipment is now over three
> days late.
>
> Can we please touch bases?

I had the office look into the missed shipment, and they're insisting it was delivered, even showed me the delivery receipt. I am staring at the signature on the receipt right now.

Don't know what more I can do.

Jimmy Hauss, DLZ Shipping Solutions

"Update"
To: Mark Cho, Daniel Rocha, Raha Salib, Steven Wilson
From: Anna Kwemto

Tech support from Fazbear finally responded. Mark says they are successfully eliminating the virus.

"Re: Update"
To: Anna Kwemto, Mark Cho, Raha Salib, Steven Wilson
From: Daniel Rocha

Does this mean we don't need to come into the office?

"Re: Update"
To: Daniel Rocha, Mark Cho, Raha Salib, Steven Wilson
From: Anna Kwemto

No. You have to come in.

"victory!"
To: Anna Kwemto, Steven Wilson, Raha Salib, Daniel Rocha
From: Mark Cho

Guys we are officially clear! The virus is 100% out of the system.

"Re: victory!"
To: Mark Cho, Anna Kwemto, Steven Wilson, Raha Salib
From: Daniel Rocha

Hooray!

"Re: Replacement Parts"

> Lisa Jameson (Regional Director of Logistics)
> wrote:
>
> Thanks for sending the replacement
> parts, btw. They just got here this
> morning.
>
> Are you guys using a new supplier?
> The registry numbers are all
> smudged and illegible.

I hate to admit this, but I have no idea what you're talking about. I tried to authorize a replacement shipment, but corporate told me no more shipments until your next scheduled shipment.

Are you sure the shipment was actually from us?

Jimmy Hauss, DLZ Shipping Solutions

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Ness,
I need to talk to you.
-Luis

"all clear"
To: Anna Kwemto, Mark Cho, Daniel Rocha, Steven Wilson
From: Raha Salib

Fazbear's tech support really came through. The virus is definitely out of our system. I'm going to check another ten times or so just to make sure, but I think we're going to be fully operational later today.

"Re: all clear"
To: Raha Salib, Mark Cho, Daniel Rocha, Steven Wilson
From: Anna Kwemto

Excellent.

"Re: all clear"
To: Anna Kwemto, Raha Salib, Mark Cho, Daniel Rocha
From: Steven Wilson

I'll get in touch with Jim to tie up loose ends.

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Ness,

I guess you're not coming in today, which is too bad - not just because you brighten up the office (which you do) but because I really need to talk to you.

I didn't want to put this in writing, but over the weekend, did you happen to create an IT department email address for yourself and use company credentials to reach out to a subcontractor and access their system?

I know that sounds crazy - I mean, why would you even do that? It's just that it really looks like you did that. I'm sure it's a misunderstanding or a glitch or something. Just get back to me as soon as you can, OK?

-Luis

"Urgent: unknown command"
To: Anna Kwemto, Mark Cho, Daniel Rocha, Steven Wilson
From: Raha Salib

An unknown user just sent a command. Somebody's using our system to give commands to active animatronics.

"Re: Urgent: unknown command"
To: Raha Salib, Anna Kwemto, Mark Cho, Steven Wilson
From: Daniel Rocha

Somebody just turned off the safety features, I can't turn them back on.

"Re: Urgent: unknown command"
To: Daniel Rocha, Raha Salib, Mark Cho, Steven Wilson
From: Anna Kwemto

Raha, you said all traces of the virus were gone

"Re: Urgent: unknown command"
To: Daniel Rocha, Anna Kwemto, Mark Cho, Steven Wilson
From: Raha Salib

All traces are gone I just checked again. Are we sure V_A from Fazbear isn't still accessing the system?

"Re: Urgent: unknown command"
To: Raha Salib, Daniel Rocha, Anna Kwemto, Steven Wilson
From: Mark Cho

I can't tell, I just lost admin access.

"Re: Urgent: unknown command"
To: Raha Salib, Daniel Rocha, Anna Kwemto, Steven Wilson
From: Mark Cho

I can't shut down the system.

"Re: Animatronics not leaving"

> Lisa Jameson (Regional Director of Logistics)
> wrote:
>
> Jimmy, we've run into a problem
> over here, and hoping you can
> help with it, or at least point me
> to someone who can.
>
> The animatronics are responding
> to all the security codes as
> promised, but now they are refusing
> to leave the warehouse no matter
> what overrides we send to them.
>
> The guys are getting a little creeped
> out, to be honest. Swearing that the
> animatronics' eyes are always
> watching them, and they're moving
> on their own after dark.

Technical support said to reassure you that there's absolutely no chance the animatronics are moving on their own without explicit command codes being relayed to them.

Maybe your guys just need a vacation?

Jimmy Hauss, DLZ Shipping Solutions

"no subject"
To: All Staff
From: _pizzaplex

-This message has no content-
Attachment: block_128
SYSTEM WARNING: THIS DATA PACKAGE HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS A POTENTIAL VIRUS.

Fazbear Entertainment 3rd Floor Birthday List
January:
Shonda F. (37, Legal - vanilla sprinkles)
Greg A. (44, IT - red velvet)

March:
Luis C. (24, IT - chocolate)

April:
Dan X. (32, IT - I hate cake)
Jerome K. (46, Accounting - red velvet)

July:
James C. (38, IT - chocolate)

September:
Kayla S. (51, Legal - pineapple)
Vanessa A. (23, Security - Bunny shaped)
Todd C. (26, Office Staff - chocolate)
Aiden J. (34, IT - vegan chocolate)

November:
Ivan G. (54, Accounting - whatever)
Cheryl M. (29, Office Staff - ice cream)

December:
Anand G. (40, Legal - lemon)

Security Incident Log – September

9/1 2:41 AM
virus detected; packet inspected; data packet rejected (J_B)

9/4 11:07 AM
account lockout; lockout investigated; user error; password reset (A_L)

9/7 4:59 PM
account lockout; lockout investigated; user error; password reset (J_B)

9/8 1:37 PM
suspected malware; device scanned; malware removed (J_B)

9/14 12:21 AM
account lockout; lockout investigated; user error; password reset (A_L)

9/15 9:12 AM
virus detected; packet inspected; override; data packet accepted (V_A)

9/16 3:22 PM
account lockout; lockout investigated; user error; password reset (J_B)

ATTENTION
The office kitchen is a shared resource, and it is everyone's responsibility to keep it clean. If you only use the coffeemaker YOU ARE STILL USING THE KITCHEN, and you are still responsible for helping to keep it clean.

Todd and Cheryl are kind enough to clean our common areas as part of their weekly duties. They are NOT responsible for cleaning up your personal mess.

(1) Wash your dishes: this includes coffee spoons
(2) The drying rack is not a storage rack. When your items are dry please put them away in the cabinets or take them to your desk.
(3) Label your food. If you do not label your food, you lose the right to complain when somebody takes it.
(4) Don't take food that isn't yours, even if it isn't labeled. We live in a civil society.
(5) If you take the last cup of coffee, make a new pot. If there is less than one cup of coffee left after you take your cup of coffee, make a new pot.

If we all adhere to these simple rules, the kitchen will be a more pleasant place for us all.

Company Retreat

Red Team - Kenneth Freeman (team leader)
Round 1 - Christie Buckley
Round 2 - Greg Abernathy
Round 3 - Ben Pulley
Round 4 - Dan Ximenez
Round 5 - Karen Soto

Blue Team - Stan Howser (team leader)
Round 1 - Aiden Jackson
Round 2 - Diannah Larimore
Round 3 - Jack Sims
Round 4 - Jay Murphy
Round 5 - Jerome Kahn

Yellow Team - Shonda Ford (team leader)
Round 1 - Kayla Stringer
Round 2 - James Campbell
Round 3 - Karen Soto
Round 4 - Ivan Gagarin
Round 5 - Charles Ramirez

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Hey, Ness,

I haven't heard from you. I guess you probably know that. Does _pizzaplex mean anything to you? Whoever created those false credentials also used them to override security protocols and allow a data packet through after it was flagged as a virus.

I know it wasn't you. I just need to hear you say it. Or write it, whatever. Please just get in touch with me.

-Luis

"no subject"
To: Anna Kwemto
From: Daniel Rocha

I'm locked out of my computer, I can't tell what's happening
Sent from my phone

"no subject"
To: Raha Salib
From: Mark Cho

I'm locked out.
Sent from my spacephone

"no subject"
To: Mark Cho
From: Raha Salib

I'm locked out, too.
Sent from my phone

"Get Jim on phone right now"
To: Steven Wilson
From: Anna Kwemto

-This message has no content -
Sent from my phone

"URGENT: catastrophic system failure"
To: Jim Campbell
From: Steven Wilson

Jim, I just tried to call you. Please call me back, this is URGENT.
Sent from my phone

"Re: Malfunctions"

> Lisa Jameson (Regional Director of Logistics)
> wrote:
>
> I need a favor from you, Jimmy.
> You have to get these
> things out of here.
>
> These animatronics just aren't
> working out the way we thought
> they would.
>
> My night shift guys are now
> refusing to come to work for
> their shifts. One of them swore
> the Bonnie animatronic ate
> the shop's resident stray cat.
>
> That's not even possible...is it?

Ms. Jameson,

I regret to inform you that as of this morning, Jimmy Hauss is no longer an employee of DLZ Shipping Solutions. Until we can arrange a suitable replacement, I will be acting as your liason.

On the question of refunds, please review the Sales Terms portion of the contract and note that it explicitly states that all sales are final.

James Strand, VP of General Operations of DLZ Shipping Solutions

"no subject"
To: nessie97
From: luis.cabrera

Ness,

Please just let me know you're OK. There is a package here for you from a fabric company. Are you making a costume? :-)

Yours,
Luis

"Fourth quarter transfers/layoffs"
To: Brenda Tanaka
From: Stanley Howser

Brenda,

Attached is the list of fourth q transfers and layoffs.

Stan

Attachment: 4rd Q Transfers & Layoffs

Internal Transfers
Christie B. - Marketing to Social Media Content Management (Restructuring)
Paul G. - Office Administration to Executive Administration (Promotion)
Bettie M. - Internship program to Development (Permanent hire)
Timothy M. - Internship program to Social Media Content Management (Permanent hire)
Vanessa A. - Security to Security (Transfer Request)

Layoffs
Diannah L. - Marketing (Restructuring)
Maria A. - Marketing (Restructuring)

"Might need more time"
To: Compliance Team
From: Nora (R&D)

Okay, we got the new one up and running, like you guys wanted. Gotta say, though... the facial recognition upgrades aren't taking the exact effect we expected. We've got our best looking at it, now.

I would suggest getting an extension, if possible. Would hate for these to go out before they're ready.

Thanks, Nora.

P.S. Still waiting to hear back about the other ones. Did anyone even see that request?

"Re: Might need more time"
To: Nora (R&D)
From: Tristan (Compliance Team)

There's a no-go on an extension. You mentioned the other day in the sync meeting that our guys found a work-around, right?

Just go with that and hit the original dates.

Tristan

Oh and I saw the earlier request, nothing I can say about them yet. (You know how it is...)

"Hello new friend!"
To: me
From: <unknown>

Brrrrrr! Sure is cold, wouldn't you say?! Hope your place is nice & warm!

"Hello again new friend!"
To: me
From: <unknown>

On my way! I'm so f-f-f-f-fun! I'm cool enough to be your new best friend!

"Hello again, again new friend!"
To: me
From: <unknown>

I'm almost here... Won't you let me come in out of the cold?

"Still can't reproduce the issue"
To: Nora (R&D)
From: Charles (QA)

We've tried everything we can think of here to reproduce the issue you were seeing with the new Toy model, but can't seem to get it to happen here.

Are you sure about the eyes changing color before the behavioral matrix went haywire?

CD

"Re: Still can't reproduce the issue"
To: Charles (QA)
From: Nora (R&D)

It was only the once, and only one of the guys reported it. I've caught him sleeping on the job twice this week, too, so he's probably just imagining things.

Honestly, what's the worst that could happen?

Just note it in the log as "Cannot Reproduce" and move on to the rest, or we're never going to meet the new deadline.

Nora

"Not cool"
To: Nora (R&D)
From: Tristan (Compliance Team)

I heard about you trying to go over my head to my boss about the Toy Freddy issue. While I appreciate you are trying to do what you feel is your job, defining compliance and safety standards is my department, not yours.

Our product analysts have determined that the Toy Freddy issue is negligible. We'll just slap a note at the bottom of the outgoing customer outreach mails - it's not like any of the users even read those, and we'll be covered legally.

Tristan

P.S. Next time you feel like going over my head, come talk to me, or you'll force me to bring this up with Human Resources. Sorry to be the bad guy about this, but you're really not leaving me with any other choice.

"Re: Not cool"
To: Tristan (Compliance Team)
From: Nora (R&D)

Fine. But I want it noted in writing what my department reported.

Toy Freddy is not safe to go out to the public. The interface happening with the upgraded facial recognition suite risks rendering all the safety functions on the users" handsets useless.

Nora

"Nora (R&D)"
To: me
From: Fazbear Entertainment

Dear User

We hope you're continuing to enjoy the exhilerating expierence of our Eternal Package!

Q: "Toy" animatronic behaves eratically and shows subsequent aggressive - but perfectly harmless tendencies.
A: Our brand new "Toy" animatronics have been given an upgraded facial recognition suite. Due to the rigorous new software, customers should attempt to use the new Freddy Fazbear Mask in the very rare case that the facial recognition software encounters a fatal logic loop.

A factory fault has been reported where Toy Freddy's Animstealth™ module sometimes conflicts with the animatronic's upgraded facial recognition software,causing significant handset battery drain when the animatronic detects a human nearby. We are currently working on a patch, but in the meantime, users can reduce the severity of this behavior by putting their Freddy Fazbear Mask on whatever an unexpected battery drain is observed.

Please note that this issue is in addition to the existing issue we are still working hard on where all Toy-series animatronics may occasionally move erratically and subsequently display visibly aggressive behavior. As with the Toy Chica model, temporarily placing the provided Freddy Fazbear Mask on your head and not looking away for the duration of the logic loop fault should resolve the situation in most instances.

"Couple of weird customer reports"
To: Tristan (Compliance Team)
From: Isolde (Customer Service)

Hey Tristan,

We've been getting some weird reports here in Customer Service that I don't really know how to respond to.

A handful of our more hardcore users of the service have been reporting service calls from an animatronic that isn't appearing anywhere in our database. Some knd of vintage Bonnie model. A couple of people have mentioned a really bad smell from it as well.

Is it possible some old second hand model somehow made it into the deployment rotation?

Izzy

"New Multarticulus Model Delays"
To: Nora (R&D)
From: Tristan (Compliance Team)

Nora,

I've been looking over those reports on the motility tests for the new model and I gotta say I'm a little disturbed by the lack of progress. The original was purportedly able to move along the ceiling, and from what I'm seeing here, we're having issues getting our rebuilds to even move on level ground properly.

What kind of shop are you guys running down there? The marketing guys are lighting fires under me to promise we'll hit the launch date for this, and what I'm seeing is not filling me with confidence.

Tristan

"Re: New Multarticulus Model Delays"
To: Tristan (Compliance Team)
From: Nora (R&D)

First, tell the marketing people to go jump off a bridge. They just have to write some fancy copy while we're down here trying to make their crazy promises work in reality on unrealistic budgets and completely insane timelines. We're doing the best we can.

Second, there's a huge difference between a new model based on the same bipedal chassis and one based on a... whatever you want to call this thing. A quadreped? A spider? A tripod? The locomotion is completely different, which means the power needs are different, the hydraulic calibrations have to be completely redone, and the CPU has to be switched out for a newer one with a faster baud rate. And then on top of all that, we have to put together this "Controlled Disassembly" feature? The marketing people are crazy. Third, GET OFF MY BACK!!! I warned management that reproducing the more exotic endoskeletons would be a problem, and they decided to go ahead and put them on the schedule anyways. They're just going to have to live with the limitations of, you know, basic physics.

Nora

"Circuit board changes?"
To: Tristan (Compliance Team)
From: Charles (QA)

Hey Tristan,

Sorry to bother you, but wanted to confirm that there were no changes on the circuit board side of things?

The documentation says it's just external changes to the plush suit, but some of the testers here are swearing the behavioral matrix is kinda, well, aggressive.

CD

"Re: Circuit board changes?"
From: Charles (QA)
To: Tristan (Compliance Team)

The documentation is accurate. The only adjustments are external alterations to the plush suit - R&D hasn't even touched the holiday release.

What do your people think, a computer controlled animatronic can somehow get into the holiday spirit and reprogram itself? It's just a machine controlled by a circuit board. It has to do what we tell it to and nothing more.

Tristan

"The luckiest time to be alive!"
To: me
From: Fazbear Entertainment

It's a lucky time to be alive, User!

Freddy Fazbear has gotten into the spirit of St. Patrick's Day and is on his way dressed in green to celebrate the holiday.

Freddy might be getting especially hard into the spirit - but don't worry, he still wants to be your friend as much as ever.

Fazbear Entertainment

"Are we doing this again?"
To: Charles (QA)
From: Nora (R&D)

I'm heading this off at the pass before you get any ideas.

R&D HAS NOT TOUCHED THE ANIMATRONICS.

You have any other questions, go send them to Tristan. I'm sure he'd love to hear from you.

Nora

"Re: Are we doing this again?"
To: Nora (R&D)
From: Charles (QA)

Hey Nora,

Thank you for letting us know.

The testers are complaining about the aggressiveness, but I'll let them know to not worry about it.

CD

"Hop into the season!"
To: me
From: Fazbear Entertainment

Time to hop to it, User!

Bonnie's getting dressed up for Springtime in the most delicious way! Dipped in chocolate and dying to see you.

Bonnie's friendly as ever and working hard to bring you holiday cheer.

Fazbear Entertainment

"Toy Bonnie Now Available Year Around!"
To: me
From: Fazbear Entertainment

Dear valued customer!

As a special "Thank You!" to all our loyal customers, we are officially adding Toy Bonnie to the roster of animatronics available year-around as part of the standard Eternal Package.

The Team at Fazbear Entertainment

"Shhh..."
To: me
From: <unknown>

It's oh so quiet...

"It's almost time for fun!"
To: me
From: <unknown>

Can you find my friends?

"A Special Dancing Friend is Here"
To: me
From: Fazbear Entertainment

Greetings, User!

We sent our brand new friend to meet you! She twirls with grace and ease and wants to dance with you!

Her name is Ballora, and she'll keep you on your toes.

She loves dancing to the music; make sure you don't make any noise to distract her.

And make sure she doesn't trip over the Minireenas lying around!

Fazbear Entertainment

"<3 <3"
To: me
From: <unknown>

Roses are red,

violets are blue.

is your front door unlocked?

We're coming for YOU!

Your friends are afraid,

and you should be too.

Before you know it-

we'll be right next to you.

"Diagnostic Tool Guide"
To: me
From: Fazbear Entertainment

Greetings, User!

By now, you might have noticed that your shocker has been replaced with an upgraded tool. Due to recent upgrades, some of your Eternal Package Animatronics have been improved in durability to help ensure that they m#ke it safely to your doorstep. Unfortunately, this increased du##bility has caused them to be harder to deactivate in the event of an entirely unlik#ly emer###cy.

To t#at end, we've taken the liberty of upgrading your sho##er device to the new Diagnostic and Repair Multitool 2.0.

What's new:
- Durability - Animatronics now have incr##sed

- Shocker boosting - To aid in over#####g the animatronic's durability, you are now #### to increase your shocker's electrical output. Tempo##ry Boosts and Permanent Upgrades are available.

- Shields - Bec###e the animatronic may take more attempts to deactivate, your multit##l is equipped with Shields to help protect you from the malfunctioning attacks. Each attack will weaken your shields, depending on the power level of the animatronic.

- Animatronic Power Level - The ani####onics need more power to support the updated chassis design, which will cause them to inflict more dam### on your shield in the event of an attack. The infor####on is available in the Scan screen of the animatronic.

- Loadouts - Your multitool is now able to carry activatable buffs to use while interacting w##h each animatronic.

Thank you for being a loyal #ember of the Fazbear Funtime Service! We're w###ing hard to deliver top notch s###ice and killer products to you for 999 years ## eternal enjoy####! And remember, #### always ######## out for you! #### ###

"Okay, got something for you"
To: <unknown>
From: GK42

Okay, got something for you

I managed to hack part of the netowrking addressing system being used by Fazbear Entertainment's mainframe and man, is it wild. The logic looks are like spaghetti.

I did manage to find out one thing, though - it looks like the mainframe's system of deploying animatronics out to 'customers' is completely automated with no human input whatsoever.

It also looks like someone put in some really dubious looking AI routines into the system. I mean, what could possible go wrong with that, right?

GK42

"Russian":"jilta@fazbear-entertainment.com"}
"Russian":"andrea@fazbear-entertainment.com"}
"Russian":"benr@fazbear-entertainment.com"}

{"ID":"alert_from_phishing_jeremy","English":
"jeremy@<REDACTED>shipsolutions.com",}

{"ID":"alert_to_mafton","English":
"mftn@bigbearmails.net",

{"Spanish_Spain":
"hcrofton@bigbearmails.net",

The original animatronics featured spring lock suits that had to be hand cranked to allow them to be worn safely by employees.

Fazbear's "Twisted" Pizza Recipe was voted "Most Yummy!" by 6 out of 10 children in every survey from 1988-1993!

The first location of the Freddy's franchise was actually Fredbear's Family Diner.

The famous William Afton is the man responsible for the creation of the animatronics we all know and love.

Some of the first animatronics built by William Afton featured claw mechanisms that were able to hide away items inside them.

In 1993, the most dangerous profession in the United States was actually night security guard.

Despite the name, hurricanes are actually not the leading cause of death of children in Hurricane, Utah.

Chica's cupcake features a unique set of servos and its own independently suite of software.

Rockstar Bonnie was developed from the original Bonnie for use in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria franchise operations.